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"Biochemists at Chipotle have discovered a way to defeat ISIS militants without any civilian casualties Free Burrito Bowls."
"What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall? Art."
"Someday future archaeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it was some bizarre mouse-worshiping kingdom."
"My inferiority complex has a pool and tennis courts."
"(business meeting) *drops pen on the floor* *bends over to pick it up* *shirt comes untucked* *all the jelly beans start falling out*"
"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends [dark] A Sandy hook survivor. C.o. my fucked up cousin"
"What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her? I need some space."
"BALD FLEAS Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless."
"If you were writing a TV show about politics and wrote it w/the storyline of this election people would write it off as unbelievable."