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Joke of the Day
"Why should we make Gabe Newell president? There won't be any World War 3. \#gaben2k16"
Next Joke
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts."
"I wish i was ugly for just one single day.. Because being ugly everyday just sucks!"
"I bet you are a Taurus... because you are a fat cow."
"Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street? Because he didn't have the guts!"
"We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too"
"What's the best way to pick up a woman? Like a sixpack"
"""Man of Steel"" is about a boy learning how to control his alien body. It is a two and a half hour allegory about puberty."
"I never point fingers at anyone. Though I do have a box of human fingers that I slingshot at people when I feel like blaming them for shit."
"What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear? An Amoeba."