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"""I maul out of love"" - Bear Supply"
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"Don't get a Jamaican hairdo... I did and I have been dreading it ever since."
"all the sexy dinosaurs went extinct during the flirtatious period"
"My best friend swore up and down that he would stop taking credit for my accomplishments. Then today he called me to brag that he got his wife pregnant."
"Time travel I was gonna do a joke about time travel... but no one liked it."
"Called my boss this morning. Told him I couldn't come in because I had anal glaucoma. ""Anal glaucoma?"" ""What's that?"" he asked. ""I just can't see my ass coming in today."""
"I stayed up all night to find out where the sun went... Then, it dawned on me."
"Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee? 'Cause they hate the French press"
"[shopping] [wife being a real pain] Me: *hands her the broom we just bought* You want me to carry this? Or do you want to drive it home?"
"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated Milk."