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Joke of the Day

"My parents once sent me abroad for the summer I didn't learn a thing from her."

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""redacted"" can you use it in a sentence? The is and ."

"VW have got in2 trouble 4 falsifying data, apparently this is not d first time the Germans have been found guilty of lying abt gas emissions"

"I think a ladies pubic hair should be called... A muffstache."

"What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water? A religious movement."

"The disabled vet So my buddy is a disabled vet. It's really sad because he got injured on the job. Turns out he's not very good with animals."

"Q: What's yellow and 1454 feet tall? A: The Empire State Banana."

"How do turtles communicate? With shell phones."

"Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me."

"I was going to tell a Voldemort joke.... But everyone already nose it."