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Joke of the Day

"An old man is running through the halls of an old-folks home wearing a cape and yelling ""Super Sex! Super Sex!"" An old lady pokes her head out of her room and says, ""I'll have the soup."""

"NSFW I got rejected from a job interview. Apparently, when asked an example you worked well in a team, ""gangbag"" is not an acceptable answer."

"What do rich people and bad flossers have in common? Deep pockets."

"A Poem Roses are grey. Violets are grey. Lol, I'm a dog."

"German vegetarians are real pessimists. They fear nothing but the wurst!"

"I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she's all, ""Just diet and exercise, guys!"""

"If you can say ""I made six figures last year,"" you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory."

"A truck with the slogan ""We always go the extra mile"" took the last parking spot so I wrote on it ""because we missed the exit"" as a revenge."

"Did you hear about the Polack that crashed a helicopter? He was getting cold, so he turned off the fan"

"Where do Italian gangsters come from? The spaghetto"