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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !"
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"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70? Your honor."
"What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow? Mooslim"
"Just like Jesus joke (NSFW) Came up with this: If I were gay and had sex with a jewish guy I'd be just like Jesus. Because I came into Jerusalem ridding on an ass."
"What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common? They both have problems with delivery."
"Being atheist is like buying a floor model No assembly required."
"Study shows 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. Not me, though. I live next door to 2 really hot middle school girls."
"Good slumber party questions: - What's the furthest underground you've ever eaten a burger - How many necks have you touched - What's pesto"
"What do you call a Catholic Missionary who is also a car enthusiast? A Catholitic Converter"
"Ate way too much..I'm gonna go to Africa and throw up everything I just ate for all the starving children..yes I do have a generous side."