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Joke of the Day

"Just like Jesus joke (NSFW) Came up with this: If I were gay and had sex with a jewish guy I'd be just like Jesus. Because I came into Jerusalem ridding on an ass."

"Box of condoms = $6.99 Cashier's face when you ask where the fitting room is = Priceless"

"If ""you are what you eat"" Why is cannibalism considered to be inhuman?"

"What's the most common Jewish name? 17038"

"You know that episode of Friends where Joey tries to speak French? That's what I hear when watching the State of the Union Address"

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? Same time next month?"

"My wife has this mood ring... It turns green when she's happy, blue when she's calm, and when she's angry it leaves a big red mark right on my forehead."

"Want to know the secret for making 1 million dollars? Start investing with 10 million dollars"

"For a quiet ride, buckle the empty seatbelt beside a child and tell them not to wake up the ghost."

"Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy He was only doing what he thought was reich."