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Joke of the Day

"Ate way too much..I'm gonna go to Africa and throw up everything I just ate for all the starving children..yes I do have a generous side."

"What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break? TREE O'clock!"

"Damn girl, you remind me of my mother! /* indistinguishable sobs *"

"Whale joke How do you circumcise a whale? You send down four skin divers!"

"""Let's get readyyyyy to punch a little but mostly hug!"" -honest boxing announcer"

"Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you... But don't worry, worrying is also bad for you too."

"An inmate from a mental asylum escaped and started raping people. The next day headlines read : Nut bolts and screws."

"A novice asked his zen master if it's ok for Buddhists to use email. The master answered: ""Yes. But no attachments."""

"What did the horse say to Santa? Nothing, horses can not speak."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a thief? Nothing."