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Joke of the Day
"Being atheist is like buying a floor model No assembly required."
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"What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck? [deleted]"
"It was called a jumpoline...... Until your mom got on it."
"Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a pub... Barman says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Who gets more pleasure from sex? - Well, thinking logically, it must be a woman. - Why? - If you want to scratch your ear, what part of your body gets more pleasure? Finger or ear?"
"What's do 9v batteries and buttholes have in common? You aren't supposed to lick them, but you do anyway."
"My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji."
"A Scotsman walks out of a bar. ..."
"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"I'm at an age where ""getting lucky"" only means I have the house to myself..."