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Joke of the Day
"What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."
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"I ran into a fat guy on the way to work Luckily I bounced back"
"What do you call repetitive diarrhea? Re-runs. (ba-dum, tss) It's just the same shit over and over again."
"What lies on its back 100 feet in the air? A centipede"
"My music preferences range between something your grandma would listen to, to something that could potentially kill her."
"Velcro... What a ripoff!"
"What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"""I'll hand you your change in the most inconvenient way possible!"" - Cashiers"
"Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey? Because he wants to get from ayy to bee."
"Cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you Me: yes, he was not very friendly"