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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70? Your honor."
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"Hey girl, are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids."
"Why was 5 afraid of 7? [Because 6, 7 8.](http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)"
"A woman who's PMSing and a terrorist... What is the difference between a woman who is PMSing and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."
"How does grandma's chairlift work? It has to do with nanatechnology."
"My OCD brings all the boys to the yard, where they're sanitized and counted before I wash my hands of them."
"If you're not part of the solution, I think... well, technically, that makes you insoluble sediment."
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? Sparky."
"Dad, I don't wanna sleep with my little brother anymore! - I know, son, but I already told you that we don't have enough money to bury him."
"I too like my women like I like my laptop. Laying there dying, while I masturbate to it."