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Joke of the Day

"What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common? They both have problems with delivery."

"the butter churner asked the milk ""whats wrong..."" the milk responded ""im just a bit stirred up but ill be butter in a while"""

"This ""violence in the workplace"" seminar is only teaching us what we shouldn't do. No fighting techniques or anything."

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"What is the worst part about screwing a 7 year old kid? Getting the blood stains out of your clown costume."

"Friend 1: I was promoted. Friend 2: I got engaged. Friend 3: My wife is pregnant again. Me: One of my selfies almost got 50 likes."

"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because may be 8 didn't have charging jack"

"Rosa Parks her ass on the bus seat"

"My wife said she wanted to have sex in the backseat of the car and she wanted me to drive -The late Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing, she just gagged a little."