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Joke of the Day

"Good slumber party questions: - What's the furthest underground you've ever eaten a burger - How many necks have you touched - What's pesto"

"Why did the geneticist get into advertising? Sex Cells"

"As a Fat bottomed girl, I'm not sure how we're expected to make the Rockin' world go round. That sounds *way* too much like exercise to me"

"10 minutes into the work day and this subreddit is like the frozen section at the butcher shop. There are no fresh links."

"Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek? Haydn. [OC]"

"Did you hear the one about the Seahawk who wouldn't stop talking? He kept beating a dead horse."

"I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter."

"I was in Ferguson last night and got jumped by 5 black guys! The car started right up, they just said it just needs a new battery. What nice gentlemen i thought to myself."

"Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts? To keep the flies off the fried chicken."

"When my toddlers are teenagers I'm going to wake them up in the middle of the night to tell them I'm thirsty"