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Joke of the Day
"My wife's just like my kids... Imaginary"
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"Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally."
"Would you like some salt? Na."
"Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing? Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!"
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"What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics? Not being retarded"