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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire? A firecracker"
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"So my girlfriend told me her dog ate some tampons... I told her to call the vet, maybe they can pull some strings."
"I was walking down the street with my wife and she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. ""That's total bollocks"" I replied, by text, from across the road."
"Do you ever get that creepy deja vu feeling? [credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2tc8bn/how_do_you_subtly_fuck_with_people/cny3ig0)"
"What football position did the forever alone play? Left Out"
"Trump and Hillary are in a plane crash. Who survives? America"
"I'm gonna learn Spanish so I can see if Mexicans make Cuatro de Julio jokes that are just as stupid and unfunny as our Cinco de Mayo jokes."
"I once bought shoes in China that said ""made around the corner"""
"I got an escort for my grandpa's 100th birthday. She said that she would give him super sex. He said ""I'll take the soup."""