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Joke of the Day

"I've done all the cleaning and ironing but I've forgot why I broke into this house in the first place."

"I was having sex with my sister in Alabama... She said: ""you fuck like dad does!"" I said: ""I know, mom told me so."""

"What's the biggest joke of all time? My life. My entire goddamned life."

"Why are cows lazy and fat? Because they don't like to mooooooooooooove."

"So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot"

"My girlfriend just texted me, 'thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative Anybody know what ternative means?"

"When your body is a solid 10 But your intro and conclusion need work"

"Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song? Reach For The **Stats**."

"What's the difference between a bug and an insect? Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""We don't serve mushrooms here!"" So the mushroom says, ""Hey come on, I'm a fungi!"""