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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing? Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!"

"Someone asked me if I could tell them what you would call people from the French island of Corsica. I said, Cors'I'can."

"What's black and rhymes with 'snoop' Dr. Dre"

"What do you call a rapist in the friendzone? A stalker."

"I thought I kept all my David Fincher DVDs safely, but... I lost The Game."

"What's a lesbian's favorite meal to cook? Nothing. Lesbians don't cook. They eat out."

"Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia? He sold his soul to Santa."

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam"

"What happens when you join two Koreans together? Linkin Park."

"I hate it when I go to clean my daughters room & I emerge 3 hours later having just finished a delightful tea party with a giraffe & a pony."