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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing? Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!"

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"What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle? There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math."
"Once upon a time there was a Z & D. Then someone tipped Z over. The ND."
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"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Whodyouknickabollokoff"
"""Look, Just Do Something to His Butt."" - Cosmopolitan magazine finally runs out of cover ideas"
"Should I bring anything to your party besides pronounced social anxiety and no food"
"With American Airlines stock at 20 cents, I can't decide between paying for two checked bags or buying half the company."
"Slept like a baby last night Woke up every hour and just cried about my life."
"Internet, my Dad's running the London Marathon tomorrow. Oh, he already told you. Of course he did."