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Joke of the Day
"Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."
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"Why did the chicken cross the street to get to the other side #rekt"
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"Forever Alone Barbie: Comes with 20 cats, and a Twitter account. Alcoholism and debilitating depression not included."