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Joke of the Day

"Would you like some salt? Na."

"Two sausages are in a frying pan One sausage turns to the other and says, ""gettin' hot in here."" The other sausage turns and says, ""holy shit a talking sausage!"""

"We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here, says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."

"My six pack is protected by a layer of fat. Rather a few layers."

"Hard to concentrate on work with Arbor Day so close."

"I still can't get over the news about the marathon.. Even though it happened more than 20 years ago, I'll never get used to calling it Snickers."

"I've got a good joke for you guys But you've probably all Reddit before... xD"

"9 out of 10 men like girls with big boobs and the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys."

"I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's into a dark place, then screw that, you're going first."

"[Evan]: This new hair product is the best [Brad]: Yeah. Check out Jack still using mousse [Jack]: *with Bullwinkle on his head* Shut up guys"