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Joke of the Day

"Most people can't drink coffee then go to sleep. I'm just the opposite. . . I can't go to sleep and then drink coffee. God, that was stupid."

"If you're moving to a new house for a ""fresh start,"" congratulations your new house is haunted."

"China lands on the moon! Salvages antique U.S. flag"

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? In the US you can't milk a cow for 14 years."

"Is knowing of collapse of supermarket in Latvia? Is sad but now has five more potato for all of Latvia."

"I was going to make a joke about testicles But I better not. It seems to make people teste."

"How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!"

"When the internet is down I turn my bed into a make-believe boat and play Life of Pi with the cat"

"Oh white people, is there anything you won't try to fix with a 5K run/walk?"

"Why did Sarah fall off the swings She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there Not Sarah"