199629

Joke of the Day

"They say Republicans are toxic and Democrats are stupid. And they're right. Just kidding they're fags."

"He'd probably stop sending me ""good morning, beautiful"" texts if he saw how many chins pop out when I look down to read it."

"My ex-wife still misses me. BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! ...You see it's funny cause marriage is terrible"

"You know what they say... 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name"

"What goes ""Tick Tock, woof woof""? A watchdog."

"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken."

"We wouldn't really have any national debt in this country if strippers would just pay their damn income taxes."

"A man has been admitted to hospital after pushing 6 plastic horses up his anus. Doctors declared his condition as ""stable""."

"What happened when the composer got angry? He flew off the Handel"

"What is the only feeling that's worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat? Sitting on a warm one."