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Joke of the Day

"I've seen so many Adam Sandler films... it's not even funny."

"what's it called when a duck farfs? A butt quack. Hahahahha I'm funny ..."

"Why is it impossible to starve in a desert? Because of the sand, which is everywhere."

"life is like a box of chocolates: it kills dogs"

"My wife gets annoyed with my long showers. I told her they could be 10-15 minutes shorter if she joined me."

"First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh what did you have done? First witch: Nothing I was just going in for an estimate."

"Be the change you want to find beneath the sofa cushions."

"You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead."

"What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping? Criminal intent."

"What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!"