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Joke of the Day

"My wife gets annoyed with my long showers. I told her they could be 10-15 minutes shorter if she joined me."

"Don't commit suicide by jumping off a building or they might report it as a parkour accident."

"(NSFW) What did the haddock get covered in at the fish orgy? SALMONal fluid"

"What do you call a big pile of kittens? A Meowntain"

"i was going to tell a unemployment joke....... but its not going to work"

"Why so many conservative white Americans voted Obama? Old whites on their deathbeds saw ""the light"" people so often experience when they approach death, and accidentally voted for it."

"I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo."

"How to make employees fool!!! Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee). They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs."

"Pokemon Go down south. I've never been happier to live in the Bible Belt."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much all the same... Once you've heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal"