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Joke of the Day
"Why is it impossible to starve in a desert? Because of the sand, which is everywhere."
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"I was in NYC and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won. I replied, ""Yeah, man, you're free."""
"Friendzone at its' best How to make friends tell a woman you love her, she'll say ""I think we are good as friends"""
"Everyone's inner douche comes out when naming their wifi network."
"What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot? Baked ham."
"A man finishes a tube of chapstick... ...just kidding."
"Two Scottish cows in a field, what one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."
"What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends? A Rastapartying"
"Tofu is over rated... It's just a curd to me."
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.."