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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping? Criminal intent."
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"What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !"
"*Robot watches me vape* Robot: mm yeah but swallow it"
"I want a car horn that shouts obscenities."
"I think my downstairs neighbors are beginning to suspect I'm living in their attic."
"My New Girlfriend Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend."
"What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom? A handicrapped zone."
"What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs? The bikings."
"I just don't understand kids. My kid says he wants to play heavy metal. So why's he so mad at me? I bought him one of the best tubas money can buy!"
"What kind of animal lives in a triangle Hippotenuse"