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Joke of the Day

"what's it called when a duck farfs? A butt quack. Hahahahha I'm funny ..."

"How does North Korea only have four medals so far? We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time."

"Subway's Jared got famous for fitting into smaller pants... ...now he is known for hoping to get into really small pants."

"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 2 & 3 humorous quotes, funny stories, and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."

"What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables? Just beet it"

"I drank way too much yesterday and took the fattest girl home. I ended up hammered and waisted."

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !"

"Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Me: YES HELLO DO BEES SLEEP AT NIGHT?"

"The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral."

"Why do Egyptian farts smell the same? They have toots in common."