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Joke of the Day
"What's a commercial fisherman's favorite instrument? Castanets!"
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"The font for alphabet soup Is times new ramen."
"How can you tell if your horse is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"How does clickbait work? Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!"
"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger & write ""WASH ME"" on her face."
"You can learn a lot about a man based on how he responds to a bird pooping on him. Also background checks and digging thru his trash."
"Why is religion like mobile gaming? Free-to-pray, pray-to-win."
"Ford, Fiat, BMW Fix Or Repair Daily Fix It Again Tony Break My Window"
"squirrel making love A squirrel was making love with a nut. another one passing by is shocked: are you fucking crazy? the first one: no stupid, I'm fucking nuts."
"What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig? A French pig goes, ""Oui! Oui! Oui!"" all the way home."