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Joke of the Day

"squirrel making love A squirrel was making love with a nut. another one passing by is shocked: are you fucking crazy? the first one: no stupid, I'm fucking nuts."

"What's the deal with the Z Fighters? They aren't fighting to stay awake!"

"A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar..... The bartender says "" Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here""."

"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? A: An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"Be careful in traffic with your pasta car... You wouldn't want it to get al dente."

"I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge."

"What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues? Underlay! Underlay!"

"""sorry sorry sorry reallysorry reallysorry sorry"" - remorse code"

"The place I store my loud elf Shhh elf"

"Why didn't the melons get married? They cantaloupe."