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Joke of the Day

"The font for alphabet soup Is times new ramen."

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."

"What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair."

"I'm not sure what this guy shaking a cup of change at people wants. He must just be bragging that he has change."

"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even."

"I like my women how I like my wood... ...flat as a board and easy to nail."

"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her."

"What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit the other one says rub-it rub-it!"

"What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman? To one you say, ""Hey you, get off my cloud!"" The other: ""Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"""

"I had my first ever threesome last night... There was a couple of no-shows but I still had a great time."