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Joke of the Day

"Ford, Fiat, BMW Fix Or Repair Daily Fix It Again Tony Break My Window"

"Have you heard? McDonalds is partnering with Nintendo and Niantic! Prepare for trouble And make it a McDouble"

"A skeleton walks into a bar, he says, ""gimme a beer, and a mop."""

"Definition of a really good friend. What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend? A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!"

"Which article of clothing is the most ghetto? A Hoodie."

"The reason old men use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly."

"What did a pirate say to fellow pirate? Are you seeding?"

"The only person I want to see do a Harlem Shake video is Michael J. Fox."

"Sex with me is just like my childhood birthday parties No one ever comes and I cry when it's all over"

"I can't wait to meet that special someone who will eventually ignore me."