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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a washing machine and a festie chick... A washing machine wont follow you around all summer after you popped a load in it."

"What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged? Mentally dis-cabled."

"Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."

"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at math, and those who aren't."

"Where will the Womens World Cup final be held? Kitchen Stadium"

"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."

"Sometimes, when I don't want anyone to talk to me, I stand on a busy street corner with a clip board."

"Crazy People How do crazy people go through the forest?"

"*puts on white shirt* *accidentally spills coffee* *takes off shirt* *shoves shirt into coffee pot* *puts on brown shirt*"

"You are my fan because u blow me away."