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Joke of the Day
"Why is religion like mobile gaming? Free-to-pray, pray-to-win."
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"Black and Blue? So I asked the question,"" Black and Blue or Gold and White"" ? ""It doesn't matter Sir"" replied the Police Officer ""Your wife still has extensive bruising"""
"Punchline Wait, I probably wasn't supposed to put that in the title."
"What did one repost say to another? Well the flag is a big plus! ಠ_ಠ"
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights. For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting."
"Well, the rock star decided to settle down and become a fisherman His new slogan is, ""Come down to Bon Jovi's Anchovies!"""
"Why do husbands die before their wives? They want to."
"""Honey, the baby sure is fussy. Why don't we go see a movie after we goto a nice, quiet restaurant?"""
"Jokes . . . . I need some jokes to crack my ultra resistant friends, Please Help! P.S I don't care whether they are rude or not."