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Joke of the Day

"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I want to use my finger & write ""WASH ME"" on her face."

"Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed."

"I'd love to give the man who invented Incognito mode a cookie. Sadly it was erased."

"Do I have a police record? No... but I have two of their albums on tape."

"Did you know that 1 in every doll, in every doll, in every doll, in every doll are Russian?"

"I bet a zombie would be really, really disappointed to find out a ""brainstorm"" is not really a storm of brains."

"Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer? It had freed up one GB of space."

"Ever read Helen Keller's book? No? Neither did she."

"Until you can't kill a spider with an e-book, Print media will live."

"I was going to join the Preoccupy New York protests... but I have better things to do."