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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if your horse is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
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"what is the disease that killed princes diana? Car pole tunnel syndrome"
"10 bucks says Kanye signed the guest book at his own wedding."
"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary said ""making the economy work for everyone, not just those at the top""... ...the economy would work for me."
"What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire? Bernadette."
"I went to the barber before I had my SAT yesterday it really helped me clear my head"
"What do you call an exploding box? Your new Note 7 package"
"A cop pulled me over because he thought I was talking on a cell phone but really I was just rubbing a slice of pizza on the side of my face"
"I was shocked to find out the girl I slept with last night was 16. She looked 12 to me..."
"Apologies to Rudyard Kipling but . . . If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs. . . . maybe you don't understand the gravity of the situation."