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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if your horse is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
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"Ice skaters... ...do it on the slide, if you know what I mean"
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"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. "
"What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant? Alien versus Predator."
"Slept like a log last night..... Woke up in the fire place"
"How do you make a post man sad? Kill his family."
"My car has started clicking at me. I think it's trying to tell me something, but the jokes on him, I don't speak a single African language."
"My wife and I asked my son who he loves most. He pointed all around. I said he had to choose, then he told us he was pointing at the wifi."
"My penis was in a Guinness Book Of Records... ...but then they threw me out of the library."