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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so old That she's still carbon dating."
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"Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? *Acne waits until you're a teen to come on your face* ^^^^^^^^^^edit^^^^^^^^^^, ^^^^^^^^^^grammar"
"How are women like tornadoes? At first there's lots of blowing and sucking, then your house is gone."
"If you love something set it free,unless it's a lion. Don't do that."
"Say what you want about kleptomaniacs, but they're definitely not cowards. Those guys have got balls of steal."
"What do you call a redneck orgy? A family reunion."
"I've spent my whole life trying to find a girl with a psychiatric disorder that makes her think she's a woodpecker."
"Acne and the Priest What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn't cum on your face until you are 13"
"What do people do in Greece? Slip and slide around."
"When people say they hate getting stuck in revolving doors: I tell them, ""you'll come around eventually!"""