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Joke of the Day

"Acne and the Priest What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn't cum on your face until you are 13"

"So a girl asked me what my kinks were. Me: ""I'm into rape-play. Do you want to come over later?"" Her: ""No!"" Me: ""Great! See you at 7?"""

"Lazy People Fact #5812672793. You were too lazy to read that number."

"So a deer walks out of the woods and says... That's the last time I will ever do that for two bucks"

"A husband and a wife were at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""

"New Drinking Age in Alabama They raised the drinking age to 32 in Alabama to keep alcohol out of high schools."

"What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?"

"What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner? ""I ain't no chive, Turkey."""

"What do you do if you see a bloody baby running through your yard? Stop laughing and reload?"

"My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist. He's busy vacuuming now."