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Joke of the Day

"Acne and the Priest What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn't cum on your face until you are 13"

"TV repair man..."

"[me giving tour of city landmarks] and on your left you'll see a corgi in a bandanahe's not part of the tour but let's go get a closer look"

"How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth? Albert Einstein's dick."

"How do you help a choking pig? With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course"

"My girlfriend is going to leave me... because of my poker addiction... I think she's bluffing."

"Slave1: I never knew my parents Slave2: same Moses: I was put in a basket & placed in a river Slave1: do baskets float? Moses: they do not"

"Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart? A pick-axe"

"What does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAAAAY"