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Joke of the Day
"I have a roommate. She cleans my room, I clean hers. We are maid for each other."
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"A couple have a lot of sex They challenge each other to see who can have the most sex in a month. The woman wins. Some say she cheated."
"What do you call a gay travelling salesman? Flim-flamboyant."
"What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner."
"My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support."
"Under pressure, Air Bud's math teacher changes grade from ""he's a dog"" to a 70"
"what you call a Chinese man with a camera? Phil ming"
"Relationship status: Putting aloe on the wall and rubbing against it to apply in places that I can't reach."
"A comedian is called to the IRS... ...they tell him he owes more taxes. He says, ""Why?"" They say, ""Because we appreciated your humor."""
"I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval."