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Joke of the Day
"If you love something set it free,unless it's a lion. Don't do that."
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"Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal."
"I never cry over spilt milk. But, beer? That shit's totally different."
"I still remember that moment I said I love you too, coz that's the exact moment my life got fucked up!"
"Fear Factor would have been much scarier if it had just been people in their twenties trying to figure out how to have careers"
"A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend? ""IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"""
"See someone you know in a store..... ""WHAT'S UP MAN!!"" Walk around and see them again..... Nod your head & slight wave See them a third time.... Avoid all eye contact."
"A mother asks her son What is school like? It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid."
"Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent."