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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? *Acne waits until you're a teen to come on your face* ^^^^^^^^^^edit^^^^^^^^^^, ^^^^^^^^^^grammar"

"Anyone know where I could find a bunch of ""Glad You Aren't Here"" postcards to send out when I go on my vacation in a few weeks? I'll need about 50 of them."

"I'll bet you, like me, average the most ""uh""s per sentence when ordering at a fast food drive thru."

"Son: Mom! What's a gf? Mom: if you're a good boy, you'll get one when you're older. Son: What is I'm not a good boy? Mom: You'll get many."

"I don't love my girlfriend anymore... ...she has grown up."

"What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while"

"My wife told me I needed to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."

"Why was the rabbit hopping in circles? Because I shot its leg off."

"every fight is a food fight... ...when you're a cannibal."

"I'm having an introvert party and you're all not invited."