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Joke of the Day

"When people say they hate getting stuck in revolving doors: I tell them, ""you'll come around eventually!"""

"For Halloween, I'm going out as ""gay wedding"" ... ... it seems that billions of people are scared of it!"

"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."

"She says talking to me is like talking to a kid. Therapist: And how many years has this been going on? *holds up 6 fingers* This many"

"What functions worse than the US Government? A Greek Bank."

"It has been scientifically proven that women with few pounds extra tend to live a lot longer than... ...men who point that out."

"What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !"

"What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man? Park in it, of course."

"So, I finally hacked the Area 51 and copied all their files and posted them online at... [deleted]"

"If you're burglarizing a home and the owner walks in, defuse the situation by saying, ""I seriously love your place"""