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Joke of the Day
"What do people do in Greece? Slip and slide around."
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"I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster."
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"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"British accent. Say ""Beer can"" with a British accent... I just taught you how to say ""Bacon"" with a Jamaican accent. ."