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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a medically incorrect racist joke? Glaucoma is short for driving like Asians syndrome"

"Im having a Shitty day.... Tell me a yoke"

"What's long and hard? The sock under my bed."

"I thought the fire alarm went off so I exited the building. It was a premature evacuation.."

"Did you see the article about Apple buying large, popular websites? Yeah, iReddit."

"Why is the quadratic formula so cool? Because it has 'ac'."

"I'm as bored as a slut on her period."

"ISIS Awards Night: The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed. Unfortunately, Mohammed can't be with us tonight."

"What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender? Apple Sauce"

"I want to make an alligator joke... But I'm afraid I'll get carried away."