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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a medically incorrect racist joke? Glaucoma is short for driving like Asians syndrome"
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"The Masochist begged the Sadist, ""Beat me, beat me!!"" The Sadist said, ""No"""
"Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il"
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus."
"so, history isn't that boring? The history professor asked his student Keaton, ""Have you read Marx? Keaton: ""Yes sir. I think it's from the wicker chairs."""
"I always heard it was OK to date a nun... as long as you don't get into the habit."
"What do you call a philosophical priest? A deep friar"
"New Irish sport A new sport is sweeping Ireland. Apparently everyone gathers round and watches a scruffily dressed man lazing about. It's called ""Tramp-o-leaning""."
"What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and forty nine cents and deer nuts are under a buck"