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Joke of the Day

"I always heard it was OK to date a nun... as long as you don't get into the habit."

"My neighbor is a micro biologist. I've never seen him."

"Today is the coldest day of the year... And the warmest, shortest, longest, driest and most wet."

"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."

"I was making fun of some sodium chloride and ended up being charged with aggravating a salt."

"How Do You Embarrass An Archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from"

"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? Don't worry, he can read lips."

"WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?"

"What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!"

"If the CIA has my house bugged they've heard several impromptu songs about my dog being a good boy."