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Joke of the Day

"New Irish sport A new sport is sweeping Ireland. Apparently everyone gathers round and watches a scruffily dressed man lazing about. It's called ""Tramp-o-leaning""."

"Ninjas are like virgins.... No one ever sees them coming"

"I'm really starting to hate these little Russian Dolls... They're so full of themselves."

"Damn girl, you're like the first slice in a loaf of bread Everyone touches you but nobody wants you."

"Telling people to ban same sex marriage cuz of your religion is like telling the supermarket to stop selling junk food cuz you're on a diet."

"Funny how when a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, he's a stud... But when a girl sleeps with a bunch of studs, she's doing horse porn."

"Sign seen in restroom Most people come here to take a shit. I come here to leave one."

"Apparently you're not supposed to tell ""That's what she said jokes"" during the Board meeting because it's ""inappropriate"""

"""911 what's your emergency?"" - I've been catfished by a dozen men ""We're on our way"" - Gonna arrest them? ""Gonna shut off your internet"""

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands! You're welcome."