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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus."
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"2. So I said to the shoe salesman... - I'm looking for a pair of basketball shoes... Shoe salesman - ajkdkdkaldnrmsldkd - what? Shoe salesman - sorry, I was struggling to converse."
"What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels"
"What did the thirsty weatherman say to his intern? I need my thermos, stat!"
"What kind of online videos do fish love to watch? Hardcore prawn"
"A south-African and a north-African has a bet about who can hit the ground first from a skyscraper. Who wins? Society."
"What do you call someone who wears leather, likes bondage and likes getting inked? Moleskine"
"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years."
"What car does a Mexican drive? A Quebrolet."
"Bacon twice a day keeps a size 34 waist away."