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Joke of the Day
"What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"
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"I would tell you the one about the broken pencil. But there's no point to it."
"Luke tried to open a pull door by pushing... He had an extremely confused ""luke"" on his face"
"On this new diet where I eat carbs and then more carbs and then the carbs cross each other out."
"What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you? M'laria."
"What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac? Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one"
"You know you are a bad driver when............. you see more middle fingers than a manicurist."
"What do the films 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people."
"I bet you the first person to invent puzzles was a woman that ripped up a picture of her husband."
"Single life might be lonely, but at least I'm always with my favorite person"