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Joke of the Day
"What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"
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"The day I decided I wanted to do drugs Was the day I saw your crack"
"Just Spent 3 hours in the Emergency room...... .... the Dyson Ball vacuum has a VERY misleading name........"
"Tried to leave a voicemail for my mom but she picked up. I was forced to drop my phone into my purse and shake it around for 10 minutes"
"What did the tomato say to the mushroom? ""You're a fun guy"""
"Sometimes I feel like Stephen Hawking in the morning Because I can't get out of bed."
"Can you describe the man who did this *me crying* ""he was a meanie head"" No describe his face, sir *clenches fist* ""He had a stupid face"""
"How are one out of three American Boats born? By Sea-Section."
"My favourite position in bed...... The side nearest the socket so i can play with my phone while it's charging"
"What do you call a gay fly? a maggot"