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Joke of the Day
"Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il"
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"Just realized that 90% of Disney cartoons involve lying about your identity to get someone to love you."
"Why is Santa's Sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."
"A chinese tiger mom asks her daughter a question about her future: Erizabeth, you stirr want to be a doctoh right? Her daughter replies: No, actuary..."
"""I believe I can fry"" - R Kelly filling out McDonald's application"
"If I had a dollar for ever time someone told me my generation sucks.... Maybe I could pay my student loans."
"It's looking like Hillary is definitely going to win the election I think I might move to Benghazi, at least she'll leave me alone there."
"Why are pirates so mean? I dont know, they just arrrrrrrrr!"
"Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is great but the atmosphere is terrible!"
"A beer walks into a bar And gets drunk :D"