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Joke of the Day

"Saw a Justin Bieber CD taped to a wall. You better believe I took it, you never know when you will need a piece of tape."

"reddit's ""letterbox"" is sorta like a ... wordbank."

"I hurt my shoulder and doctor told me i shouldn't lift anything heavy. So i'm forced to sit down when i pee."

"If puns were people, where do all the bad ones go after they die? www.reddit.com/r/jokes/new"

"Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it."

"I'm gonna stop you right there. - traffic"

"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right."

"The US Census Bureau is known for kicking ass And taking names."

"Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella? In case of reindeer. And because I caribou."

"The cable company is sending a guy out between 1:00 and 2017."