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Joke of the Day
"The cable company is sending a guy out between 1:00 and 2017."
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"Whether you are a pile of rubble or dust in the wind... ...depends on how you were razed."
"Pedolibby (MEME) http://i.imgur.com/v9LKIpH.jpg"
"I appreciate when aerobic instructors say ""Don't forget to breathe"" because I sometimes forget and then I die."
"So I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with but I've been tripping all day."
"So my friend called me last night to tell me about how his Swedish car broke down But I told him I didn't have time for his Saab stories"
"Your momma is so fat.... She ate the internet"
"What do you call a slut that just took laxatives? DiWHOREea"
"Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful? Because they were set in stone."
"this asian is Hannibal Lecter At the animal shelter"