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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right."

"I've spent the last 2 years looking for my ex girlfriends killer. But no one will do it"

"When I was getting a prostate exam, I asked the doctor where I should put my pants.. ""Over there, beside mine"" was not the answer I was expecting."

"Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, then turn it to the left. Repeat this every time you are offered something to eat."

"Bought a Clap-On Clap-Off light for my bedroom Nearly gave the hooker a seizure during a rough session."

"I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?"

"I'm not racist... ...because I have a color TV!"

"What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura? Bye Felucia"

"If your ringtone is a Black Eyed Peas song you have 4 seconds to answer before the entire office throws their stapler at you."

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEE"